[0.056/2009]
By eMail

One sunny day in January, 2009 an old man approached the White House from Across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said:
"I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."
The Marine looked at the man and said:
"Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."
The old man said: - "Okay" - and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine:
"I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."
The Marine again told the man:
"Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."
The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying:
"I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said:
"Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"
The old man looked at the Marine and said:
"Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said:
"See you tomorrow, Sir".
LNT c/ colaboração de Redexpo

[0.931/2008]
by eMail [ II ]

Definição de Avó

Artigo redigido por uma menina de 8 anos e publicado no Jornal do Cartaxo.

Uma Avó é uma mulher que não tem filhos, por isso gosta dos filhos dos outros. As Avós não têm nada para fazer, é só estarem ali. Quando nos levam a passear, andam devagar e não pisam as flores bonitas nem as lagartas.

Nunca dizem Despacha-te!

Normalmente são gordas, mas mesmo assim conseguem apertar-nos os sapatos. Sabem sempre que a gente quer mais uma fatia de bolo ou uma fatia maior. As Avós usam óculos e às vezes até conseguem tirar os dentes. Quando nos contam historias, nunca saltam bocados e nunca se importam de contar a mesma história várias vezes. As Avós são as únicas pessoas grandes que têm sempre tempo. Não são tão fracas como dizem, apesar de morrerem mais vezes do que nós.

Toda a gente deve fazer o possível por ter uma Avó, sobretudo se não tiver Televisão.

LNT

[0.894/2008]
by eMail [ I ]

If the global crisis continues, by the end of the year, only two Banks will be operational:
the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank.

Those 2 banks will merge and will be called "The Bloody Fucking Bank"
LNT